Platinum Splash

1. An all-encompassing term describing one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases

2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy

1. Sheila got the platinum splash from her boyfriend

2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts

by Fluffy The Rhino October 20, 2008

Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.

John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.

by Atomism March 28, 2009

BG Splash

When vomit uncontrollably spews from an individual's mouth directly onto themself. Preferably infront of the general public.

"Man, Ben blew a huge BG splash all over himself at that party last week... what a pussy."

by Confusticus April 20, 2009

clam splashing

The female equivalent of "sword fighting".

Better go get a tarp Sean, some slick mamas are clam splashing in the side hall.

by Jehovahs Wetness March 1, 2017

Fash-splash

The act of throwing a cold beverage, commonly a milkshake, over a fascist.

Did you see Nigel up in Newcastle? He got fash-splashed so badly!

Tommy was preaching hate again so I decided to fash-splash him.

by scorpioscorpionusa87 May 20, 2019

ass splasher

correct term for bidet

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.

by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019

Cass county splash

When Mo is safely getting it from behind from Seftees but it ends up on his ear.

Is that gel on your ear? No, That’s just Cass County splash

by Wthecktor February 17, 2022