spakow

the noise made when bullets fly off of a metal object.

spakow!! spakow!! spakow!!

by feet February 15, 2005

speak chocolate

To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate

Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie

Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate

by diatonix February 23, 2008

spakeling

When you blow diarrhea into the toilet and it ends up on your ass, the seat and the rim of the bowl.

Mama, someone shit on the toilet and i have to clean up the spakeling.

by pshooter October 17, 2008

Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.

Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!

by stereo_world February 11, 2009

spak rack

Big ol' floppy titties hanging off the front of what is known as a spack

Good god what are those vein covered monsters doing out in public?

oh dont worry thats just the spak showing off her spak rack

by mcdonalds chicken sandwichlovr March 2, 2010

Speakerphoning

Speakerphoning is when a person constantly puts callers on speakerphone in an office. The volume is always set high enough everyone around is forced to listen to the entire conversation. It's similar to phone sex but in an office place.

"That guy in IT won't stop speakerphoning with me. I keep asking him to stop, it's so awkward!"

"The guy that sits behind me is always speakerphoning all the merchants, it's so damn annoying! I can't get any work done hearing them talk all day"

by BaryArmsby October 21, 2009

SPAKANK

1) The sound of a cockslap. 2) The sound create from a penis coming into contact with an object, person, or slut. 3)An exclamation intended to shock and surprise, usually followed by a penis slapping the face.

I just whipped my shit out and SPAKANK!

Wana see something cool in my pants... SPAKANK!

by Mr. Ban January 7, 2010