Spitzered

Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.

Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.

by Mbob March 20, 2008

skitz

Out of order, tight, mean,

If someone had beat up an old lady for no reason, I'd say ' Woah man, that is skitz'

by P T September 20, 2005

Shitzer

A slang term for a gunganese battle cruiser, used mostly in the outer relms of tatooine and hoth...

did you see that shitzer fly by!!

by Don Riley December 9, 2002

Skitzy

When your girlfriend has been spending quality time with you, she may enter a state of euphoria,contentment and clumsiness only previously witnessed in Kuala bears. The vagaries of such a frame of mind include the following:

Scenario 1)
Farting whilst engaged in public speaking, only to find it highly amusing.

Response: "She awl skitzy and shit"

Scenario 2)
The occasional fanny fart when bed surfing, only to find it highly amusing.

Response: "Boo you got skitzy"

Scenario 3)
Talking utter bollocks that only she understands, only to find it highly amusing.

Response: "Babe you switched on awl skitzy again, flick it off and make sense god dam it"

Scenario 4)
Attempting to flick a ciggarette out of a packet in a pre-smoke manouvre that others close by would find immpressive, but instead flicking too hard, and as a result firing that stacked 20 deck across the room taking out your boyfriends nose, only to find it highly amusing.

Response: "you broke broke my nose you skitzy bitch!"

by Urban lover April 28, 2009

Spetz Naz

A person who enjoys spetz immensely.

argh, dont touch me you dirty spetz naz artist!

by Squatdog November 26, 2003

snitzel bar

bar made out of snitzel, it tastes like an orgasm in your mouth, it can also be used as a exprssion of surprise

scary guy: BOO
You: holy snitzel bars that scared the shat outa me.

by blinkin_the light November 22, 2011

skitzerfuck

When one becomes idiot to the point they amuse themself by fixing objects such as a lamp . . That are not even broken until they get thru skitzing on it . They just became a skitzerfuck.

Your such a skitzerfuck .. calm ur self down.

by jillygirljill December 21, 2016