Spannerface

If someone is said to have a spanner face, normally a man saying this about a woman it means she has the kind of face that's causes his nuts to tighten..

Spanner..... Face... Get it? Basically you're hot and you turn them on ;)

"Woah look at that girl she's a total Spannerface!"

- "what she has a face like a spanner?"
"No mate! Her face is so hot my nuts are tightening."
-"Oh! Cos spanners tighten nuts!! Ha good one!"

--- Classic example :D ---

by benfranklyn August 27, 2013

Spinnering

The art of meat spinning.

Hey Crakk stop spinnering and lets dota!

by ericxnw November 3, 2010

Kurtin Splanner

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!

I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!

by Den Da Best March 25, 2010

Fidget Spinner

An object that has been spawned by toy companies to help children with fidgets (ex. tapping pencil, bouncy feet,etc.) but have been popularized by You tubers which have made this Toy only for stupid sporty kids at an elementary school to show off

"Yo, i got a Fidget Spinner for my fidgeting problem"
"okay"
"Lol, i got this sw33t fidg3t spinner that looks like gold lol XDXD"
"Die in hell please"

by Look, fuck you May 24, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy meant to help people relieve stress and improve focus first available in the 90's. It was created to capitalize on individuals with ADHD, autism, or anxiety; it became highly popular in 2017, though the fidget spinner is heading toward obsolescence, as people are finally realizing how antithetical it is. Many schools have banned fidget spinners for being distracting.

Student 1: I just got another fidget spinner yesterday.
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!

by Imwy June 19, 2017

Jack Sanner

Used to be a cool fat catholic and now he's just a soy boy douche

Damn, I really miss the old Jack Sanner. Now, he's just a soy boy.

by steelersboy42 March 4, 2019

Midget Spinner

Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.

Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.

A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!

by doomscyte July 24, 2017