by Destroyer11 July 26, 2009
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Get the soiree mug.Cade got bored in environmental in 11th grade, so he made an urban dictionary article just for himself
"dumbass this can't work in a sentence Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence "
by Swoooopy February 24, 2020
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Tree sap from the innermost part of an avacado tree that is rolled into a joint. This allows for the user to speak with the dead when a high is reached.
Tree sap from the innermost part of an avacado tree that is rolled into a joint. This allows for the user to speak with the dead when a high is reached.
Hey man, St. Peter was a real jerk.
How do you know that?
I just talked to him.
How?
I was smoking a soint that's how.
How do you know that?
I just talked to him.
How?
I was smoking a soint that's how.
by The Great Dillo December 9, 2008
Get the Soint mug.A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014
Get the near soiled experience mug.The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.
According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.
Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.
According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.
Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.
"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).
"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)
"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)
by Pierre July 27, 2005
Get the Soiletheus mug.An octopus soir is the state when a woman's vagina has tentacles coming out of it.
Also the term can be used for the sign when a teenage girl gets their period.
soir = "evening" in French
Also the term can be used for the sign when a teenage girl gets their period.
soir = "evening" in French
uh ohh it seems to me that Tarli is pissed again...
dont worry man shes just going through another octopus soir.
yes you go have another period when the french blow your head off
AHH that chick has an octopus soir!!
i heard there's much octopus soir in anime
dont worry man shes just going through another octopus soir.
yes you go have another period when the french blow your head off
AHH that chick has an octopus soir!!
i heard there's much octopus soir in anime
by Seb_stan November 26, 2007
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