Sleep

What we never get on weekdays but get on weekends.

Person one:why can I sleep on weekends but not weekdays?
Person two:cause on weekdays, your mind is stressed, but on weekends, sometimes it’s not.

by I want sleep April 6, 2022

Sleep

Noo sleep is for strong people

SP: I only slept for 2 hours. Sleep is for the weak anyways.
SR: Noo sleep is for strong people

by Sunilsaloser May 8, 2022

Sleep

Code word for sex

Kyle: brooo I need some sleep rn

by Meatpounder25 May 12, 2022

Sleep

(v.) an escape or rest from pain, problem, stress and just everything for a while.

I just need some sleep

by SOMEONE_6999999 May 27, 2022

Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

Sleep

Go get some, you’ve been up for a long time, go get some sleep, the eye bags are weighing you down, and you either have school or work, so you should get some sleep before you are too sleepy to go to work, so go get some sleep.

‘Hey, you have eyebags, go get some sleep’

by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022

sleep

something i need rn and something that we need

i wanna sleep rn

by big_al's_bf June 17, 2022