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Single Guys

Colin, he is a lovely boy from Canada who needs a girlfriend.
by maribeth January 1, 2004
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Single Mom

A single female. Struggling and trying to balance working to provide for child, raising her child, and still having some time to herself. Usually, the father either left her because he was too much of a pussy to handle fatherhood, or more tragically, died and left the mother to care for their child alone.
Poor Stacey, struggling with school work, working a night shift and being a single mom all at the same time! But she still manages to love and care for her baby despite the hardships.
by Lunar Escape October 23, 2007
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Single Pringle

A single male or female. The whole 'pringle' part is added just because it rhymes...
Larry: Bruh, dat GURL better be a single pringle.
Jeff: She won't be no single pringle when I'm done with her.
by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016
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Single Bean

A joint made with just one small rolling paper. Generally used if you only have limited weed, you only have small papers available and can't be bothered to make an L-plate or you're smoking by yourself.
Timmie - Hey Harry, can I skin up for you?
Harry - Sorry man, I've only got enough for a single bean.
by Longskatedeath February 8, 2010
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single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.
Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
by southernfried July 15, 2010
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Single sideism

When you spent so much time allowing yourself to indulge your randomsearchophilia that you start to only believe the first articles you see on any topic. This can lead to misinformation and for pop culture myths to spread at a rapid-fire rate.
Friend 1: "I heard that Lady Gaga is a Satanist."

Friend 2: "Where did you hear that, because it's not true."

Friend 1: "It's gotta be. I read it when I was Googling."

Friend 2: "Dude, you're suffering from some serious single sideism."
by Cosplay Gir September 11, 2010
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Single Wide Status

A simple gauge to use in the consideration of the white trashiness of a women.

Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.

It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.
Chode 1: Hey did you check out that new chick at the Top Draw trailer park Kristin.

Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.
by Chootem September 5, 2012
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