let's go listen to lovecats it has awesome bass
smart person: simon gallup is the awesomest bassist ever
dumbass: yo let's go listen to 50 cent
smart person: you, my friend, are a dumbass
smart person: simon gallup is the awesomest bassist ever
dumbass: yo let's go listen to 50 cent
smart person: you, my friend, are a dumbass
by laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa July 11, 2008
1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.
2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.
2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.
1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.
2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.
2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.
by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009
by iamthesocklord May 09, 2012
Also a suggester of urbandictionary.com as the best website in the commentary for Shaun of the Dead. In reference to the line about his mother, "She's like butter", for which they didn't decide on a definition.
by Jimbob March 19, 2005
a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.
"Yea Nitin said we should go to the mall today but he called just now and said he's hanging out with his college pals. So he is Pulling a Simon today.
by randomchillsquad April 04, 2018
by PeeAchEyeEll October 16, 2006