simon joke

a joke that was once a party starter but then simon came along and ruined it!!!

Simon: hey guys, i have a 2 inch penis.

Everybody: shut the fuck up simon
*everybody procedes to beat the crap out of simon*

Simon: no please.. THE PAIN!!!

by X1z.Lachy March 30, 2005

peins

the misssplet version of penis.

You: wow my peins is huge!!

Me: to bad you can't spell for SHIT!!!!!

by X1z.Lachy March 31, 2005