SHMAMFF

a stupid reject ex-boyfriend that tried to do gross things with you dumped him.

Ew just look at him he's such a SHMAMFF!!

by izzyfromthehizzy October 13, 2010

simalas

hot sex ;)

yo lets go have some simalas ;D

by asiaaa December 29, 2010

shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

by fanch6857 January 19, 2011

Shmammered

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.

Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered

by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011

shmammerhammered

drunk to the point of which one cannot control their own bodily functions.

me- "did doo doo just shit on the floor while throwing up?!?"
you- "hes pretty shmammerhammered, you should check on him."

by pongChamp92 April 23, 2011

Siamese Face

A term used for explaining that someone looks like one of your friends.

That guy has a siamese face like chris

by ROBOPANDA May 7, 2011

shmammered

The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.

I wanna get really shmammered tonight!

by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011