Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Cheeseburger Shovels

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.

Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

by The Amalamps August 4, 2015

truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

by billy westler September 23, 2009

Golden Shower

The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

The only thing that made my life complete is when Claire gave me a golden shower and turned my face into a toilet seat.

by Oaklaneballa May 31, 2018

Seattle Shower

When a woman consumes large amounts of water to make her urine so clear that she can urinate on a man's face while he performs oral sex and he thinks that he got her to orgasm and squirt.

He tells all of his friends that he can make me squirt, but it's a Seattle Shower every time.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011

Shovel monkey

Originaly a name given to a building site labourer, the meaning of "Shovel monkey" has since expanded to include any unskilled worker.

Spike: Icould do with a coffee.

Sam: Get the Shovel monkey (Nick) to make one, he's just a cockerny twat anyway.

by Beardyblob April 28, 2008

shower massage

Masterbating in the shower. When men do it it can lead to a build up of cum scum.

Adam:"I woke up with morning wood but my wife wouldn't put out"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"

by Grendel177 May 30, 2016