asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

by PipAndBipsy February 19, 2014

Sharping

(verb) To mark the thigh of a woman during oral sex with a small mark or symbol using an indelible marker. Commonly done where the woman cannot easily see herself and meant to warn future partners that the woman has been "sharped" before.

Guy 1 "I was sharping that one chick, and I noticed your brand."
Guy 2 "Yeah, I went down on her. It looked like Jimmy and four other guys sharped her in the last few months too. Total skeez."
Guy 1 "Whore."

by JohnsMom February 06, 2011

jump sharp

Dress up quickly. Get ready for a night out in a hurry.

Man, you jump sharp in a hurry.

by Vf500f November 22, 2018

Sharp luck

Uncontrollable bad luck. Out of ur hands.

The man got ran over after thrown in front of vehicle. That's sharp luck

by May 04, 2022

Sharp as a beachball

Used to describe a moron, fuckwit, someone with limited intelligence.

John: Man I can’t figure how to solve this chess puzzle
Jack: Ask Adam
John: Nah he’s as sharp as a beachball

by Meesofat March 10, 2019

Dank Sharp

A pot head or person who smokes a lot of weed

Yo my boy Dan here is Dank Sharp

by Hartferd August 09, 2010

sharp bugla

An arrogant musician that lives in "Molesto" California.

He is better at playing music than you and you know it

by Teh Benjuturtle April 20, 2003