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(U.S. GOVERNMENT) successor to the investigations and processing arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) of the USA. In 2003, the INS was dissolved and its enforcement arm transferred to the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The INS had formerly been part of the Justice Department; the CIS is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The CIS is responsible for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of people each year, mostly for petty paperwork filing errors or traffic stops.
She spent months struggling with the wretched, burned-out bureaucracy of the Citizenship and Immigration Services, wondering how anyone could enter the country legally without violating the laws of physics.
by Primus Intra Pares September 4, 2010
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Naomi Service

Head cheerleader. Legendary IT girl and hedonist. Has a penchant for booty. Has coined many erudite phrases that have become a part of popular culture.
e.g: sailorboy
by haha February 4, 2004
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Community Service

Doing "Community Service" is what one is at a club/bar and a ugly chick tries to dance with you. Instead of rejecting her, you feel for her hideousness and dance with her just to be nice.
Tim-Yo Ethan, why the hell did you dance with that fat chick.

Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.

or
Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.
by DrexelWrestler January 15, 2011
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service

To service a guy, a dude sucks another guy's dick or lets him fuck your ass until he has one or more cumgasms with no reciprocation required or expected.
Matt sometimes wants ME to service his friends!
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
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to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.
Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.
by C/B/T February 15, 2009
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lip service

To pay attention to an issue in speech, but not do anything about it.
The politician gave lip service to issues of poverty, without ever changing any policies.
by Traveling Light May 13, 2004
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Secret Service

While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.
Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!
by Murph Durph April 12, 2006
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