Selfiend

Selfiend is a person who constantly posts selfies (self portraits) of him or herself on social media like Facebook and Instagram. The person does it to an extent that may cause resentment in other social media users, such as the person's facebook friends. Not to be confused with selfriend.

She's such a selfiend! I had to stop following her on facebook, my news feed only consisted of her selfies.

by Instagrannies January 26, 2014

selfie bitch

girls who take massively fabricated photos of themselves and frequently update them to FB, Twitter or Instagram to arouse men's sexual desire.

Selfie bitches pose severe photo-graphical violence to social networking sites.

by Selfie_perra December 19, 2015

selective finding disorder

A curious disorder predominantly affecting the male gender that when their wife, girlfriend or mother is under the same roof or within yelling distance they suddenly become incapable of finding any of their own or shared belongings. Such as keys, remote controls, phones, chargers etc.

When Selective Finding Disorder (SFD) hits, this man is easily upset often resulting in child like temper tantrums that commonly engage an entire household in a frantic search to find this lost item. Most often finally being found in the SFD patients own pocket or right in front of his temporarily blinded eyes!

Note: Often associated with selective hearing

As DUDE leaves for work and quickly returns to the house yelling and screaming...

DUDE: Baby!!! Where are my keys?? I can't find them anywhere
BABY: Check your pockets!
DUDE: I Did... common help me find them
BABY: If I have to get up and look for you because of your Selective Finding Disorder and they end up

being in your pocket you are making dinner tonight!

by Why Didn't I think Of That May 21, 2016

Selinato

Selinato;

• Selinato is usually a teenage girl who is hardworking , smart and beautiful. She is usually a Harry Potter fan . Also she is a talented musician.

• Selinato is obsessed with Harry Potter that's why she has so many shirts.

• Selinato plays saxophone , violin and ukulele . She is part of the local wind band

• OHH SELINATO I LOVE YOU I AM YOUR BIGGEST FANNN - lolopy

by Lolopyy February 9, 2019

Selema

A very uncommon name, letters away from the names “Selena” and “Selma”. However if you do meet a girl (maybe boy) names Selema they will be very artistic and creative, as well as brutally honest and hardworking. But be wary, they never forget, and will hold grudges for a long time.

Hey, you know that girl Selema?
Yeah! She doesn’t take nobody’s shit!

by rural thesaurus February 19, 2019

Selfiescope

A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.

I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019

selfie stance

That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.

The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019