Skit-scone-scan

A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.

" Schello, scow scar sku scingdo" means "how are you doing" in skit-scone-scan.

by Scandinavia skitters September 11, 2012

Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

Smoke Scape

The best smoking clan in osrs

Smoke Scape or don't scape, ya dig?

by Smokescape September 27, 2020

scapegoat

The second tab you have open while watching porn in case somebody walks in on you.

Oh cool, is that Reddit/TIFU, what are you looking at?
I don't know, this is just my scapegoat.

by DaddyFliffus September 10, 2016

shit scooper

The mouth of someone talking shit or not making any sense.

Hey man, shut your shit scooper and listen up!

by TJ Bragg September 20, 2006

melon scooped

When someone receives anal sex in which the dick scoops out the contents of the rectum such as when someone scoops out a melon to eat.

" I got melon scooped last night and he had shit all ova dat knob."

by Trip shoota January 28, 2006

no-scoped

to be shot down and killed by a sniper who did not use the scope or any function that enhances his accuracy to destroy his enemy in any multiplayer first-person-shooter.

Dude, he freakin no-scoped me!!

by Cliff Johnsen May 5, 2005