Science

I don't know, but I'm trying to find out, okay?

"I'm very into science these days."

by ThE gLoW cLoUd April 12, 2015

Drop the science

To effectively flirt, charm, and attract a woman, or person of the opposite sex.

Hold on Matti, I'm going to drop the science on this girl right quick.

by Tits 'n shiznitz March 17, 2009

I fucking love science

Code for "I know jack shit about science, but I'm all in for bandwagonning on whatever science trend is hot on social media."

"Trans women are women because I fuckimg love science."

"Ivermectin is useless horse dewormer paste because I fucking love science."

by Laszlo Van Raalte December 29, 2022

Agricultural Science

An excessively boring subject where the goal is to torture and confuse poor unsuspecting students. Rakes, shovels and unamed weapons are usually used.

(During a potentially deadly 45minute lesson of Agricultural Science)

Mr Hatt: "Hey Bob can you grab that shovel over there for me?"
Bob: "Why sure!"
(skips across ground and falls through pothole into a pile of dung)
Mr Hatt: "Forgot to mention that, Least its a nice colour, that theres the sign of healthy crap".
(this is, in essence, an example of how useful the information you are taught in Ag science is)

by norm12345678910 October 19, 2006

SCIENCE!

It works, bitches.

SCIENCE! can be: I(f) = ((2hf^3)/(c^2))(1/(((hf)/(e^kT))-1))

by Kiousu July 6, 2009

cowboy science

The type of science characterized by qualitative results and eyeball measurements.

"John, You're such a cowboy scientist"

"David, I've had it with all your cowboy science"

by John Love August 21, 2007

Paki Science

Common, inapplicable science that Pakis use only to fix their taxis and/or charge you too damm much for an AC repair.

Me: God damm this stupid ass car! Where's the nearest Paki
Gas Station Owner: Down there

Me: Thanks, their brand of Paki Science might help out

by LilHomieDeuce September 7, 2011