schmeat

A fine respectable chap with 4 kids and is 36 years old, also admin of the Juicybignation discord

Awl hell nawl is that schmeat ??? no way he 36 with for kids and a discord admin :nice:

by javikiaisSObig September 7, 2021

Schmeated

When you dick someone down so good, they die!

We absolutely schmeated those fools!

by Tonsafun79 September 13, 2021

schmeatcicle

When you stuff a condom full of reindeer meat so it freezes before you shove it up your ass

"You and me are gunna move to Alaska and I'ma give ya the schmeatcicle!"

by Timmy Chlamydia February 5, 2022

Schmekl

Currency, Cryptocurrency, Nickname for sweet little fellas who play internet games with you and get tired at night after spliffin 5 to 8 Bubatze

Can you buy me a Vandal, Schmekl?

by Schmeklon February 23, 2022

Schmeagle

To put an unhealthy or unusual amount of mental capacity or effort into one small facet of life or any given situation. Schmeagling is most accurately described as when someone is so caught in their own way of thinking about a particular thing, that they shut out all outside opinions on the matter and firmly believe in their own delusions.

Sam has recently become obsessed with getting in shape and hitting the gym. He has bought 50 different supplements to take throughout the day to aid him. He is also going to the gym for 6-8 hours a day. Sam is schmeagling on the gym.

The homeless man walked around aimlessly on the boardwalk muttering incoherent phrases to himself and never paying any mind to others. The homeless man is a schmeagle.

An excellent and classic example of schmeagling is Gollum and the ring of power from the legendary series Lord of the Rings. Gollum schmeagles on the ring for 500 years. In my opinion this is the BEST example of what schmeagling is.

by Absalom1 May 6, 2022

Schmeagle

A slang term for the word "olive"

"I love schmeagles in my martini!"

by Comrade Bodeeni May 16, 2022

Schmeat

Verb. The act of rapidly expelling fecal matter from the anus caused by a condition affecting the colon. Characterized by stomach cramping and an excessive need to spend 40 hours in the bathroom.

He’s schmeatin his brains out in there!

by Jamelon June 7, 2022