smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Smashed Jack

A penis that has been smashed flat.

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.

by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

smashedable

The opposite of "smashable". Where you are attracted to a real or fictional character because you want to be absolutely fucking dominated by said character.

Name1: "Yo, you know Asgore from Undertale?"
Name2: "Yeah."
Name1: "He's so smashedable."
Name2: "Y'know, I can see it!"

by LazyGamer7224 July 19, 2025

hulk-smashed

getting completely intoxicated while playing any Marvel vs Capcom game.

Last night me and the homies got together and got hulk-smashed playing MvC 2 while drinking 40oz's.

by Darkdancer December 2, 2010

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015