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Maternal Hand Save

When mothers or mother-like figures put their arm in front of your body as if to guard you from an impending threat.

May occur if:

a) Your mom is driving and must suddenly stop short, break hard, or perform any other semi-dangerous driving maneuver especially in response to someone else's bad driving
b) If you are about to cross a busy intersection and she wants to protect you from oncoming traffic and/or keep you from crossing before she gives consent
Mom enacted a Maternal Hand Save when a car suddenly turned in front of ours.
by chibangbang December 31, 2010
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Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me
Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred
by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020
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pull a Save

To injure oneself in an unlikely or improbable way whilst performing a usually safe, everyday action.
Fred pulled a Save last night while eating fried chicken - broke his collarbone.

What kinda Save did you pull to lose a finger while making toast?

I probably shouldn't climb up there while I'm this drunk, I might pull a Save.
by Str8WhiteMinority January 18, 2021
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Shit, Shine, and Shave

The phrase used to tell someone that you are going to get ready for the day.
Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.
by Waylon520 August 27, 2011
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Save your Breath

To refrain from a futile effort.

In other words,
Its useless to explain something to someone when there will be no outcome of it.
Man: Yo lady, wanna suck me off on my sharp image?

Lady: Save your breath Loser, I have already got a boyfriend!!
by Techie129England June 14, 2011
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saveria

She is a beautiful girl who has a kind heart. She is single because she is just to dann good,for everyone. But if u do get her to love you watch out ... When she loves somebody she means it. She's amazing and any guy would be very lucky to have her. She is the girl every boy's looks for. She enjoys hunting and fishing, and mudding up her new jeans. She has a hell of a squad that Everyone wants to be in. She is also obsessed with football she can tell you every thing about it.🏈🏈❤❤ She is known as being a savage cuz she is one.
Saveria is such a ducking savage
by I_am_that_savage_210 November 28, 2016
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saved-my-ass

1.
a. To rescue from harm, danger, or loss.

b. To set free from the consequences of sin; redeem.

2. To keep in a safe condition; safeguard.
The term was derived from a true story surrounding an assassination attempt on a member of a Scottish family based in the Glasgow area with Celtic connections.

The hitman missed his intended target when he failed to take account of the subjects poor fitness when running.

The resultant shot landed in the calf area and not the ass where he had been paid to land his shot.

The hitman was never paid, the subject lived on to continue his simple existence and a new slang phrase was born.... You "saved-my-ass".
by TheCopaKing October 26, 2013
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