rockland

Located 15 minutes outside of NYC. Thats about where it ends. People in Rockland brag that they are "part" of the city, but in reality they are a bunch of townies. They all live in little towns with no sidewalks. Most of the people there are inbred, or just plain ol' retarded. They try comparing themselves to westchester and L.I. but dont understand that nobody cares what they say, and that at heart they are upstate townies.

Townie "Yo im from Rockland"
City Guy "where the f*ck is that"
Townie "You know not far from the gw bridge"
City Guy " Does it took like I care, you upstater"

by Shaquille O'neal May 13, 2005

the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004

Rockland

The Bronx was once part of Westchester.
Nassau was once part of Queens.
Rockland was once part of Orange Co.
Ergo, Rockland is upstate.

"I live in Coney Island, and that Rockland place 50 miles north of me is definitely *NOT* upstate, but that Orange County place which is 60 miles north of me definitely is!" -the way Rocklanders want New York City residents to think

In the Bronx, anything north of Yonkers is upstate. (OK maybe Hartsdale, but thats it)

by Chuckie DePalma July 29, 2005

alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

by Big Gay Blue Balls September 24, 2015

rockin

phrase meaning very cool. Often used by gay males from Southern california.

Oh my god, that is rockin'

by Javier February 23, 2005

reckling

One who is constantly destroying property by means of fire or pyrotechnics. Usually found in urban neighborhoods with fireworks. After setting fire, they often seek out the flying sauser.

Reckling really blew some shit up tonight. Now lets hit the Sauser.

by Bobby KuFlobby October 12, 2006

Rockin Like Docken

A compliment among Docken fans, to the other 99.99999999999999999% of the world it is an insult. Used to degrade some one who is new or just bad at playing an instrument.

"You think im any good?"

"Yeah man youre rockin!"

"REALLY!?"

"Rockin like Docken."

"oh..."

by allatropic February 10, 2007