Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

German Snot Rocket

a sex position regarding a man getting a blow job and then stickin his dick in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans dick while he ejaculates in the nostral

dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.

by theadore12 August 2, 2009

Snot Rocket

The resulting visual when a large gooey slimy snot is launched in a magnificent trajectory from ones nostrils due to vociferous laughing, sneezing, or crying. The trajectory has been known to reach an apogee of 3 to 4 feet above the launch site. These are especially delicious when they land on someone or something that has a deep fear of this sort of occurrence.

"Cleetus became the life of the party once he sneezed on old Mary Jane Rottencrotch and her pretty pink panties at the mixer and then landed that tremendous snot rocket on her face.

by Alfonso T. Watt December 27, 2010

Socket Rocket

The act of poking a person in the eye (socket) with one's penis.

Zach: We should totally chalk for fraternity rush.
Paul: Dude, shut up with your terrible ideas or i'll socket rocket you!!!

by littlenis May 1, 2009

Salsa Rocket

the act of bleeding all over your penis and sticking it in a girls mouth.

Who's up for a salsa rocket tonight?

by nijpac March 28, 2007

stinky piss rocket

when a girls pussy smells so bad that you have to piss instead of cum jus to get out of there

Dude it was so horrible that i had to pull the stinky piss rocket.

the next day after giving her the stinky piss rocket i wonder if it was her ass or her pussy that i had fucked

by biggielcb36 April 21, 2010

Stomp Rocket

When a person is sack tapped while butt chugging a beer. The end result is ass coffee out of the blow hole.

Did you see when Caleb stomp rocketed Colby and Heather was covered in ass coffee.

by B Shank October 17, 2012