A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.
B: The rather large dick of a retard.
B: The rather large dick of a retard.
A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."
B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
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Person 1: Shit, bro! I just dropped my phone in the toilet!!
Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!
Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!
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Get the Retarded boobs mug.An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.
Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
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Usually needs some kind of 'translation' to read.
Usually needs some kind of 'translation' to read.
Lmao, that was so funny when you took that pill and you fell off your chair
Retard speak = lmao tht ws so fnny whn u tk tht pill n u fell of ur char.
Retard speak = lmao tht ws so fnny whn u tk tht pill n u fell of ur char.
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