Shower Raptor

When you give a man head but don’t swallow yet, wait for him to get in the shower and spit his load on his back while making raptor sounds.

If he responds with “Clever Girl” it’s the equivalent to a marriage proposal - marry that man immediately.

“Things are getting pretty serious, I think I’m going to Shower Raptor him this weekend”

by LadyPuddles94 May 8, 2019

nigger-raptor

A black person that likes to rap about Dinosaurs, and likes to get his ass eaten by RICH WHITE business men

He dont rap like a black bitch, he a nigger-raptor. because he bounce on the rich white cock

by Alabama Pot-Roast August 8, 2023

the repulsive raptor

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba

Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.

by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

Rapitis

A severe condition in which the inflicted person cannot stop rapping; usu. caused by an epic new rap single.

"Dude shut the fuck up"

"Sorry bro i got Rapitis"

by Puffy Jacket January 2, 2008

Raistlin

Hes a cool bean

Raistlin is better then most nerds cus hes a cool bean 😉

by Booboobearlololol July 27, 2019

rapture

near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011

I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.

by justicetoteach November 13, 2011

raptor toe

Ones pinky toe nail is much like a raptors claw. With 1 given swift strike i can inflict damage to your friends or foes.

Dude, watch that damn raptor toe! you almosy cut my leg.

by usmcguy June 29, 2008