Cereal Puss

After banging a girl with your bro, you finish on her puss while your friend blows cheerios on her puss with a vape

"Yo is that a vape?"
"Yea bro, she said she wanted us to give her a cereal puss tonight"

by Cyphyr February 3, 2018

youngin pungin

A young man who likes penis up his rectal cavity.

Oh look at that gay cunt. Bet he's a youngin pungin.

by Lee Kee Bum February 12, 2020

Hole Punch

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.

While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.

by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020

pussified

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.

Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.

by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021

Pukeshot

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.

He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!

by KFChicken August 22, 2012

push her stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push her stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

Pussy-Trance

A Pussy-Trance happens when life is unexpectedly and sometimes terribly disrupted and/or turned upside-down, because you've become infatuated with a "She-Devil." Everything becomes secondary to this woman. She has literally become the center of your universe. Your friends and family can see it, but you are totally blinded to it, and completely hypnotized by her. This often happens to unattractive males, or guys who have the confidence of an old dog, that knows its moments away from being euthanized.

"Those Bouncers weren't paying attention, they' were all stuck in a "Pussy-Trance." He crashed his car because that jiggling, jogger, in yoga pants. put him in a "Pussy-Trance." "No dude, I'm staying home tonight. I really don't feel like getting sucked into a Pussy-Trance and spending all my money again this weekend!" Many a man has fallen victim to girls, using the magic power of the "pussy-trance," to drain their wallets and go home with someone else.

by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019