Americano Promise

Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"

I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.

by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022

ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent

"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"

by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017

Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day

person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise

by Blawan June 3, 2021

Malay promise

When someone promise to you but never happened

He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here

by Limau_ais February 21, 2024

Promis

When you spell promise wrong or make a typo.

Person 1: I promis
Person 2: Typo?
Person 1: No... How the fuck did I spell promise wrong like that? Well that's embarrassing.

by British Scum September 10, 2018

dandilion promise

The floral meaning of the dandelion is that it is a gift to a loved one that will provide happiness, simple joy, pure love and is a promise to a partner of total faithfulness.

give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise

dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war

girl: i got you dandilions.. i promise ill always love you

boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?

girl: yeah.. //////

by k1ss4ph0bic January 27, 2021

Promise brand

A discontinued brand of butter.

Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.

by Wendysfg June 25, 2023