flaming pocket

When you light a piece of paper on fire and toss it in a vagina wait exactly two minutes then piss on the paper to cool off the vagina and put the fire out

Jeff: did you hear that Brandon did the flaming pocket

Shane: No why
Jeff: He waited two minutes and five seconds .....
Shane: My gosh

by BrandonOc January 20, 2015

Cum Pockets

Two indentions located on the small of a woman's lower back, located on both sides of her backbone. These indentations can be used to temporarily contain ejaculation in a pocket like fashion. This is found quite useful during "doggie style" sexual intercourse as a place to hold semen.

Last night I was nailing that broad doggie style, when I pulled out and I shot my load right into her cum pockets on her back! It was awesome! Not even one drop spilt!

by Kelley M. January 11, 2009

hillbilly hot pocket

An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .

You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

Pocket Gay

A perfect travel-sized homosexual.

From Will and Grace:

Jack: What you have there is a Pocket Gay. Just pop him in a man-purse or briefcase and you're good to go. In ten year's they'll be makin' them all that way.

by Cadyelle September 25, 2008

pocketholder

A pocketholder is someone's bitch, usually in prison.

You were a pocketholder in jail, weren't you?

by DYLAN #1 ICON January 1, 2005

Boxer Pocket

When you are wearing shorts with no pockets, so you store things in between the elastic strap on your boxers and your hip. Works well for flat objects.

"Hey Joe where's your iPhone?"
"I got it stored in my boxer pocket"

by basketballbrian October 25, 2009

you dropped your pocket

usually a term said to see if the person is stupid enough to check if they indeed dropped their pocket

also could mean your fly is open

"hey, you dropped your pocket"

by applealex September 26, 2009