Walk the plank

A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.

Me: send me a dick pic

You: for sure

Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank

by QueenyOmygodess June 24, 2024

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.

Timmy: Happy plank day!

by ilikeoneshot October 09, 2023

spaz plank

When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.

"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"

"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"

by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 23, 2023

Skank Plank

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.

I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.

by br March 05, 2015

Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.

Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again

by Radiotrophic Gint May 01, 2024