planking

Planking is a thing that you either get it or you don't. And I don't.

People need to stop planking

by don'tmesswiththeclouds December 6, 2018

oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft

You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

planking

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.

Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!

by dcs20120 October 3, 2011

Planking

The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.

check out that letterbox bro, prime planking

by plankingbouss September 25, 2011

Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.

AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!

by jockthecock November 16, 2010

Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020