pistol

a secret name for a vaporiser/vape

give me a bit of your pistol
do you have a pistol?

by anonymous March 21, 2023

Smart Pistol

The Smart Pistol is a Boost in the shooter game Titanfall 2 made by EA and Respawn. The Smart Pistol, as opposed to any other weapon in the game, requires no skill to utilize properly. You need only look at an opponent for a second or two, then the pistol will lock on. Once it is locked on, all that is left to do is press your fire key, and leave the enemy in disbelief at how they got instantly killed by a player with no skill.

"Are you kidding me? A Smart Pistol player? Get some skill you virgin!"

"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."

by Mercer Frey February 3, 2022

Fish Pistol

When a man blows his load under water. I.e. Orgasm

I unleashed my fish pistol when I was swimming last night bro, it was amazing.

by Dirks McPatrick January 19, 2016

pistol

are revolvers

pistols are revolvers dumbass

by Gorosei May 4, 2020

Pistol

A person is pistol, the person would have a quick wit, edgey, fun to hang out with.

Boy I love hanging with Barbara, she sure is a pistol. I never know what she will say next.

by Zooeysmother February 1, 2021

Silence Pistol

When you hiding in a bush and bust on a girls face while she’s walking by.

Some thot was walking in the sidewalk and silence pistol her and she didn’t know what had happened to her.

by ROLLINTHEDOUGH January 20, 2018

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011