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photard

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.
Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."
by bhbronson October 3, 2010
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Photo Rampage

To repeat the act of forcefully taking photographs of strangers violently in rapid succession.
Today; is time for a Photo Rampage
by Saucey Waffles November 23, 2010
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Phontish

Acronym meaning
punch

Her/Him
Out
Next
Time
I
See
Him/her

Usually used when texting or in chat
person1:did you hear there's a new person in our hood
person2:ya punch him out next time i see him (or if its text simply) PHONTISH
by Nathan Xplosion January 18, 2011
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Photobaiting

The delicate art of dressing in photobait. nb. Like fightclub, you do NOT talk about photobaiting.
Dang, there was some SERIOUS photobaiting at fashion week!
by sammage! May 8, 2011
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phocapitate

To photo-decapitate. To take a picture that cuts off a person's head from being visible in the picture. Generally unintentional.
Catherine, you totally phocapitated us in this picture!!

I don't know whether to tag Heather or Nancy, because the person was phocapitated due to poor camera skills.
by papanoel001 May 15, 2011
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photo pocus

The photography skill that makes people look way hotter/better than they actually are.
Love your new profile pic. That's some serious photo pocus
by domesticslut June 22, 2011
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Photo-Jacking

In a similar vein to photobombing, however instead of getting in the photo, you steal other peoples cheesy tourist shots by getting in the way of the photographer and taking the shot on your own camera.
"Look at these tourists posing for Eiffel tower hold up pics"

"Time for some Photo-Jacking"
by photojacker January 11, 2012
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