Fart Paste

The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.

Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!

Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?

Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!

Girl2: *Dies*

by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019

Shife Paste

A sorry weak skinny boy that is milky in color.

Dang mug, you’re a shife paste. I’m surrounded by shife pastes. That shife paste caint lift that 2x4. I bet that shife paste takes it in the butt.

by Ki Caw January 13, 2022

Tooth pasting

Grinding some hard dick.

Sierra was tooth pasting that guy raw.

by Boston Polito November 1, 2009

cope and paste

What one does after being told numerous times that the attachment you sent will no open.

you: i sent this dufus a copy of my application 5 times and he still can't open it.

me: why don't you just cope and paste it?

by pfon June 19, 2010

henna paste

The stuff used to make henna. You know, right before the mhandi oil comes in? Yeah, well, it's green. and it smells nasty. not like crap nasty but like gasoline (which only seems good at first) nasty, and it makes me SICK to even think of the stuff.

Aww, man, this stupid henna paste on my arm is making it really hard to eat my egg salad.

by kitsune February 17, 2005

chicken paste

Paste made by chickens to be used as glue

I used some chicken paste instead of elmers today.

by Chris and Andrew Walrus February 11, 2006

Year Paste

Stealing a years worth of sample tooth-paste from work or from free-sample stations in the mall. Year Paste also can serve as a stocking stuffer, something to run over with your car, or even lube...

Hey do you have anymore of that Year Paste?

by Jesus The Hey Zeus December 9, 2008