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Parable Of The Onion

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

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"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).
by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019
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J Park

J park is what you call a sweaty kid who smashes all the ugly asian girls in your school and nuts in his PC
J Park
Michael : "Hey look! J Park is smashing those chunky bitches!"

Joe: "Where!"
Michael: "Over by his locker"
Joe: "Oh SHIT he's been so SWEATY"
Michael: "HAHAHA"
by My nigga Burr February 13, 2017
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Eric’s Party

A place where outlandish but commemorative actions or events originate, often orchestrated by Eric. They are so memorable that users on social media plagiarize it for political gain.
Guy 1: Y’all the first people in the world to see a soggy glizzy pressed into a waffle iron.

Guy 2: Yo I remember this happened at Eric’s party!
by zl_CHANNERZ_lz May 30, 2022
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Paragirl

Paragirl, also known as Parafeminine or Parafemale is the feminine subset of paragender. Parafeminine people identify mostly as a girl, but also any gender/combination of genders. Paragirl is similar to demigirl, but it is more specific because with paragirl the girl part outweighs any other gender(s).The masculine equivalent of paragirl is paraboy. The non-binary equivalent is paragender or paranonbinary.
Brittany: I think i'm having trouble with my gender. I kind-of feel feminine but I also kinda like being non-binary.

Me: You might be like me, a Paragirl!
by mon (she/they) May 11, 2021
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Park Jimin

Okay so this person can be really soft and fluffy and all you wanna do is squish his cheeks but then he’s the complete opposite all at once

0-100 real quick
Person : Park Jimin?
Army : my baby ndkdkskdjdjsjdjs yo wait he just breathed and I want him to hit me with a car
by Chogiwakid June 11, 2018
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Party Van

An unmarked FBI van, used for hauling away criminals
WTF? Is that CP? Dude, I'm calling the Party Van.
by Darsular February 11, 2007
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park jeongwoo

park jeongwoo is one of the main vocalists of treasure, a boy group from yg who debuted on august 7, 2020. he is known as the "soulful vocal" of treasure. he is a full-time crackhead but actually a softie ㅠㅠ

he can sing, rap and dance, and also his visual is so unique, you should stan him now.
park jeongwoo is the 4th gen's vocal king
by onlyforwoo October 19, 2020
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