Average

Anything that's small. But often called average just to make sure your weak-ass feelings don't get hurt.

Babe, two inches isn't small, it's average - someone, probably.

by XperienceGB November 2, 2023

Average Gruptillionaire

An Average Gruptillionaire is a very rich npc

Wow Average Gruptillionaire is so rich!

by FlameFlam July 10, 2021

Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is

A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.

by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024

Thicker than your average snicker

You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger

Also defines you as a really thick guy

"I am thicker than the average snicker my man" "Thicker than your average snicker"

by HughMong October 12, 2016

Average Nebraskan

The Average Nebraskan - the manual pleasuring of a woman driver via hand.

"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger giving the driver the Average Nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."

by Singamingalerts November 21, 2022

Your IQ is below average

The fancy way of saying "u dum"

John Cena: U ugly
Stewie griffin: Your IQ is below average.
John Cena: OOF

by MyRealName21 October 9, 2020