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jacking off

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"
by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007
mugGet the jacking offmug.

Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.
I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.
by School Wizard February 27, 2011
mugGet the Jenking Offmug.

wild-off

When two wild people defend their glory as the wildest person around, they have to hold a wild off. A competion of mind boggleing slue of retarted stunts to prove who is more wild. This term originated in Chico, CA when two drunken students (Ross the butt floss and Petie the Sweetie) got into an argument who is more wild which ended up in a male` of mag light face beatings and mini bike races down stairs.
Dude I'm way more wild than you.
No way, i'm way more wild than you.
Well lets have a wild-off....
mugGet the wild-offmug.

biit off

pronounced like "beat"
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.
Person 1: Yo, I'm gonna biit off so pause it.
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
by McBe April 15, 2007
mugGet the biit offmug.

fak off

Slang meaning: take off, shove off, get out of here, leave.
As soon as Emily arrives, you can fak off . We'll see you again Monday.
by Fitz95 May 1, 2016
mugGet the fak offmug.

Shoot Off

The stripper was so hot that by the time she finished my lap dance I was ready to shoot off in my pants.
by lcljr January 22, 2017
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