When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007
Get the jacking offmug. Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.
by School Wizard February 27, 2011
Get the Jenking Offmug. When two wild people defend their glory as the wildest person around, they have to hold a wild off. A competion of mind boggleing slue of retarted stunts to prove who is more wild. This term originated in Chico, CA when two drunken students (Ross the butt floss and Petie the Sweetie) got into an argument who is more wild which ended up in a male` of mag light face beatings and mini bike races down stairs.
by petie aka the king of day boosing March 30, 2005
Get the wild-offmug. pronounced like "beat"
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.
Person 1: Yo, I'm gonna biit off so pause it.
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
by McBe April 15, 2007
Get the biit offmug. by Fitz95 May 1, 2016
Get the fak offmug. 
