jacking off

When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.

Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007

miking off

surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.

Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach

Oscar: Really? Did zach know?

Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.

by goochypoo June 7, 2011

biit off

pronounced like "beat"
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.

Person 1: Yo, I'm gonna biit off so pause it.
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

by McBe April 15, 2007

jilling off

The female equivalent of jacking off

Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.

by tender_roni September 18, 2016

frigg off

Fuck off.

Frigg off barb, mind your business.

by Valanar May 12, 2016

Burpee-off

When two or more people do burpees until only one person remains doing burpees.

Did you see the burpee-off with Arin, Sunder, and Dr. Sung?

by Can of dicks June 11, 2016

fak off

Slang meaning: take off, shove off, get out of here, leave.

As soon as Emily arrives, you can fak off . We'll see you again Monday.

by Fitz95 May 1, 2016