Banter

The fine art of having a joke with the lads! Can be witty remarks or just silly word play. Not every one always gets it but can't make the work day go soo much faster!

BANTER IS JUST A JOKE YOU CAN PLAY ON FRIENDS OR CO-WORKERS-

Me- what did you get up to last night mate

Brex- banged this filthy bird last night his name was Jamie...bants

by 1sizefitshall October 16, 2018

Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.

Shit man the banter patrol is here!

by mexican May 27, 2015

stale banter

When someone from Sandbach cracks a joke

That person has stale banter

by Thirdofthefourth June 10, 2016

Banter Reasons

Reasons to engage in banter for someone else. For example, doing something stupid for banter.

Let's evolve some pokemon for banter reasons

by Wade 1738 nah fam September 4, 2016

Kanter Banter

That loser on YouTube who trend-hops and leeches of others quality content

Person 1:Hey do you know Kanter Banter?
Person 2: Yeah I hate that kid.

by Alexwack September 7, 2018

Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022

Banter Barrier

When you make a comment thinking it will be a joke but instead it crosses several lines and starts an argument ending in 1000 messages on discord depending on what side of the joke you are on.

"your fat", "your built like a hp pencil", "your so fat you wake up on both sides of the bed", "when god said let their be light he had to ask you to move out the way first", "that joke wasnt cool you crossed the banter barrier"

by Makka Pakz June 27, 2025