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muzz

to lose control of one's bladder, to pee yourself, piss your panties, urinate the bed
"oh man, he's just muzz'd himself, that's gross!!"

"i think i've just muzz'd your bed"

"i laughed so hard i almost muzz'd myself"
by Stef Connelly March 5, 2008
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muzz

one who excels at farting, perving and is always on the look out for a good M.I.L.T.F
Oh god Muzz airbrushed his undies again!

Muzz don't dribble over her boobies!
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
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Manchester Muzzle

A tried and tested method of getting somebody from Manchester to shut up for 5 minutes. A muzzle is the name given to a fart filled pint glass placed over the mouth of a Manc and inhaled. Rowey mastered the muzzle in Nottingham taking in a full lung full of Ammo's finest muzzle gas.
Ammo: Rowey.....get your mouth round this manchester muzzle you manc twat!
Manc: Alrate pal gis a toot on that bad boy!
by mart_b November 6, 2006
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Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)
"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!
by DFaseen September 6, 2011
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Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!
by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009
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muzzlefuff

Hey Eilish you're looking Muzzlefuff today
by Elilisarah July 4, 2006
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Muzuitti

whenever the gangsters or gamblers earns money by wrong ways,the quota from that money they distributes amongst themselves equally is called MAZUITTI.
ai,yo I ain't ever fight for my Muzuitti!
by Ra Skull May 21, 2010
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