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meditation

something that can seem boring and uncomfortable, but just try it for more than 30 min, daily, to get back your investment, plus interest.
you don't need to sit in an uncomfortable position, but also don't fall asleep immediately because you finally stopped looking at a laptop or phone screen for 5 minutes and your brain feels utterly grateful and relieved.

useful to pick a goal to keep you engaged. even though they are not really-really a thing, as described on the internet, like a lot of other things, really, a lot of people feel very motivated to finally feel some chakra. why not pick this?

why not try meditation to feel some interesting things? ...eventually
something to meditate on

Doug: your entire body can basically be seen as a lot of chakras, kinda. if you are very pragmatic, think about the fact that you have nerve endings everywhere, works! if you get very spiritual with this, you can also say you are not just your body, so more chakras to focus on. try meditation.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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medititulate

The practice of calming the body and mind through deep breath, focus and playing with the nipples
Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.
by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022
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medititulate

The practice of calming the mind and body through deep breath, focus and playing with one's nipples
Please do not disturb me when I medititulate, I need it.
by Jdoggiedog July 24, 2022
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mudtown

Mudtown is like a place you go where typically brown stuff leaves from. You see that brown stuff come out but you still wanna get in. That’s mudtown.
And then, I flipped her over and went to mudtown.
by Edgar Alan Poo August 14, 2022
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Meditasturbation

A form of meditation, typically performed by men, whereby - with the best of intentions - they go to a quiet room in their home, close the door with their iphone and AirPods. This attempt at maximizing “alone time” often results in men becoming bored of meditation turning instead to masturbation.

When done in a zen-like environment and with a relaxed mindset, this becomes a variant of guided meditation, which often leaves the Meditasturbater feeling rejuvenated and ready to start his day with a total time investment typically being not more than 3 minutes.
Friend: Have you ever tried Meditasturbation?

Stole: all the time. In fact, I got busted Meditasturbating again in my kid’s room yesterday.
by Dr. Gibberish January 22, 2023
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Meditating

Getting really stoned and listening to music with your eyes closed.
Timmy spent the whole day Meditating, he ate a 100 mg edible and listened to music with his eyes closed.
by Flunkie October 6, 2022
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mudia

A loving a caring girl who will do anything for her friends but if you cross her she will X you out of this world
by qwertyuiliver February 14, 2023
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