morning brew 

the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling...

It's 12:00 p.m. and i just got doing pissing, that was surely my morning brew...

morning brew by Vincent Young May 13, 2005

Morning Prayers 

Going for a shit

I'm just off down the Mosque for morning prayers

Morning Prayers by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011

Morning Zombification 

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention

mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-

Morning Zombification by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011

Morning Wood 

Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.

Morning wood

Morning Wood by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020

Smile Sunny Morning 

A sexual position where a male or female stands up and puts their head between their legs while a man has sex with them in the anus. While getting a nice one up the rear the other partner sucks on the other's testicles and or gooch. Afterwards they give a smile as good as waking up on sunday morning.

Kevin walked into his bedroom and discoverd his wife on the recieving end of a Smile Sunny Morning from his best friend James.

Smile Sunny Morning by StaceyChico January 16, 2008

pissing and moaning 

complaining

Jay told Raymond to stop pissing and moaning and to help carry the carcass inside.

pissing and moaning by Holiday138 January 25, 2016

Morning Surprise 

When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.

Well isn't this just a morning surprise

Morning Surprise by Cockwood November 15, 2010