Morning Zombification

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention

mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-

by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011

Morning Prayers

Going for a shit

I'm just off down the Mosque for morning prayers

by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011

Morning Wood

Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.

Morning wood

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020

Smile Sunny Morning

A sexual position where a male or female stands up and puts their head between their legs while a man has sex with them in the anus. While getting a nice one up the rear the other partner sucks on the other's testicles and or gooch. Afterwards they give a smile as good as waking up on sunday morning.

Kevin walked into his bedroom and discoverd his wife on the recieving end of a Smile Sunny Morning from his best friend James.

by StaceyChico January 16, 2008

pissing and moaning

complaining

Jay told Raymond to stop pissing and moaning and to help carry the carcass inside.

by Holiday138 January 25, 2016

Morning Surprise

When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.

Well isn't this just a morning surprise

by Cockwood November 15, 2010

Morning Wood

morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.

Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020