Skip to main content

Arctic Monkeys

A poor over rated indie band increasing the rapid pace of the decline of Indie music in Britain along with other bands such as 'The Kaiser Chiefs', 'Razorshite' and 'Babyshambles'.

They have a great following of people who are completely stupid and have no musical knowledge at all who often claim that they are the next Beatles. How dare they blaspheme in this way. Their lyrics consist of working class sheffield slang and go something along these lines: 'I bet you dont yu know mardy bum on the dance floor of san fransisco, scummy man!' yes all their songs sound completely the same and they're all rubbish!
Stupid fuck: LIKE OMG OMG WTF LOL! THE ARCTIC MONKEYS ARE LIKE SOO KOOL!!!!!!1111one THER LYRICS LIKE MEAN SO MUCH TO ME! THEY ARE LIKE SO THE NEXT BEATLES!
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Do you know who the Beatles are?
Stupid fuck: YEH THEY WROTE THAT NURSERY RHYME DIDNT THEY, YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Pass me my gun.
mugGet the Arctic Monkeys mug.

monkeys on crack

>>>>>>>>>>>j00 loldumb I like them.
by mangadood March 31, 2005
mugGet the monkeys on crack mug.

monkeybutter

A Sweaty Testicle ( when they stick to the inside of your thighs )
My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them
by synapd May 13, 2005
mugGet the monkeybutter mug.

Arctic Monkeys

An overrated music act, who are apart of the English Indie Pop Punk scene. They engulf the listener in a muffled warble of sound, with no distinguishable notes. They are currently gaining alot of credit, but will eventually fade out to second rate musicians due to the hype of their first cd, "Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not", and their inability to create proper music.
The cd title itself, also denotes the band with a pretentious label. It displays them trying to be the 'outcasts' of the music industry, even though there are currently twenty something other bands making it big who sound and act exactly like them.

However, the Arctic Monkeys do have the potential to be good. The lead singer has a fairly decent voice, so if they actually focused on making music and not noise, then who knows, they may actually be good.
by Liam Oates August 4, 2006
mugGet the Arctic Monkeys mug.

monkeybuttpadje

Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.
"Dude, Jackass The Movie is funny like Monkeybuttpadje"
by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003
mugGet the monkeybuttpadje mug.

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!
Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009
mugGet the Errectial Disfunction Monkeys mug.

Monkeyespionage

The combination of monkeys and espionage

The act of spying with monkeys.

Also the most 1337 video game playing god in the world!!!
"It was all monkeyespionage all over the place!"
by Monkeyespionage January 22, 2004
mugGet the Monkeyespionage mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email