by Ollie September 6, 2003
Get the mongral mug.When two people press their asses together and create an air tight seal. Then they both shit and try to push the log into the others body.
"Dude, we should have a Mongolian Log War because I bet I can burst a turd out of your chest like an alien."
by mazda6maniac October 14, 2011
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"Hey Minh, do you want to go to the Mongolian Rodeo at Tom's house tonight? Jeff is going to be there and he said you could ride him like a horse."
by Gaysian Fanatic July 18, 2007
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by Tommyx64 November 29, 2018
Get the mongoloid mug.A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.
I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.
by LudwigVan December 6, 2003
Get the Mongolian Clusterfuck mug.Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.
Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.
by corigunz October 29, 2010
Get the Mongolian Hamster Dance mug.A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina
by shineon January 31, 2008
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