mongolian throat singing

When someone takes a crap and picks the corn and nuts out then is shoved down an unsuspecting victims throat making them sing

I got a video of a sub Mongolian throat singing and put it on worldstar

by Meeter haesh August 3, 2016

go Mongolian

When your boss asks you out to lunch so he can murder you and play "Weekend at Bernie's" with your corpse.

Donald Trump wants to do lunch, but I'm afraid he might go Mongolian.

by Apollo1 August 12, 2011

Mongolian throat singing

Is the act of gargling cum

Stephanie really liked Mongolian throat singing for Brad.

by conquerpain March 13, 2016

Mongolian stomach fuck

When you are effin a chick in the anal canal, and u eat her shit and puke it out onto her ass, then do her...hard

o god im gonna mongolian stomach fuck you.

by Poonum April 20, 2005

Mongoosia

A tiny mongoose-like-creature, who stares out from his ebony peepers, dismally squinting out across the ocean, crying and lamenting for His lost mate, Otteria. Lives in a two bedroom beachhouse made out of old towels on a beach in Miami. Mongoosia is the oldest living creature on the planet, can fly if he just believes in himself, and is currently paying to keep Walt Disney frozen in the hope that one day we will find a cure.

"Aw man, i didn't sleep a wink last night, all i could hear was Mongoosia crying into his Ovaltine."

Tourist: "Hey Mongoosia! Why did Otteria leave you?"
Mongoosia: "I just got lazy, that's all." (starts crying)

by Johnny Shylock Kayoss December 25, 2007

mongolian horsemen

a term used when one decides to sneak off to the bathroom with a hot boy or girl.

The code word is "mongolian horsemen".

by suspect device July 25, 2004

Mongolian twister

When you wake up from a heavy night of drink and find out that your friends thought it would be funny to put a coffe grinder on your dick.

Holy shit i just got a Mongolian Twister. Wheres my cock?

by Improper Name July 20, 2009