maidzilla

An unmarried and desparate female, who, when given the role of bridesmaid, begins to live vicariously for the bride. This will include organising a hen's night which is focused around her desires and a wedding where she attempts to run the day, overuling the bride's wishes.

Bride: "Why arn't you organising the photos?"
MC: " I asked Sophie for the list as you said and she told me I wasn't needed, she had it under control and to go away"
Bride: " That's ridiculous, no one has any idea what's happening!!!! She has become a complete maidzilla"

by buntyf October 19, 2010

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

mojid

A type of guy who knows how to keep the ladies smiling get a girl in love with him in a few days and knows how to treat them well, is bubbly and bright character a strong believer and ring leader , has huge aspirations for the future

"That guy mojid is well fit "

by Youwillknowmemojo June 14, 2017

Moad

The biggest homo around, but the best Krunker.io player ever

yo that dude is such a moad

by ColonPapi April 1, 2019

Maidé

Mediocre, only acceptable but not very good. Italianization of the equestrian term "Maiden" which means "a horse that has never won a race". By extension
1) Anyone, in races and in life, never reaches top or bottom
2) A lukewarm person

He's a maidé in Maths

No maidé in the gang

by Delta Draconis June 23, 2020

maiden's head

A women's virginity often meaning the hymen.

I broke her maiden's head and took her virginity. She let me break her hymen. It was great.

by UrbanDatingIsAMyth August 4, 2020

Maid boy monday

This is a New holiday by @_.bxby_.gxrl._ on instagram. You can see it at other person's instagram too.

Hey boys. Its maid boy monday.. Get ready for ur girlfriend/boyfriend topping you.

by Antisocial.bunny🦋🐚 December 8, 2020