Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.
by Jared May 4, 2004
Get the muffcheese mug.A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.
John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.
by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004
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To motor boat in the vaginal area.
D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.
by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007
Get the muffer buffer mug.by Kooby May 27, 2005
Get the Holy Muff mug.Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.
Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!
by Hankypanky12345 October 1, 2010
Get the Muff Muffs mug.1) To be completely and hopelessly loaded down with work. Can be used in the same way as " In the weeds" would be used in a restaurant setting.
2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.
2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.
1) Lambchop: Meaty, can you take table 10?
Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.
2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?
Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.
Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.
2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?
Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.
by Badjonah September 16, 2009
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