Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

microwave

A motherfucking glock or gun..

That bitch had the microwave all in his grill..

by Ladii Spyda October 7, 2007

Microwave Butt

1. Someone with an ass so consumingly large that it couldn't possibly fit in a Microwave... HUGE.

2. A BAM

Microwave Butt is fuckin' Crazy. I'd better go hide now... GAWN!

by Demetri January 26, 2005

microwave

Haxor jargon meaning a server box full of drunken HD

<Paul>Man you're fucking getting on my nerves
<Robert>stfu man or I'mma grad your microwave!

by El-Tea August 4, 2004

Microwave

A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

I just microwaved my brother

by Akatsuki3910 June 5, 2017

Microwaved

Verb.

1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.

2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.

"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."

by Intelligible Lizard June 5, 2018

microwave

A slang term for farting.

I just microwaved lol.

by SXIX0000 November 12, 2018