masturbate

to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose

by Anonymous January 25, 2003

Masturbation

Cumming on your hand/making lobe to your self

I love masturbating

Masturbation is amazimg

by Me.meme February 11, 2018

Masturbate

When a young child thinks he's a god for touching himself for pleasure while looking at their step-mom or step-sis

Hey guys I just Masturbated to my mommy

by Niggerfan69 May 7, 2019

masturbate

Fly the airplane. Shift gears.

Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!

by Your Ass September 26, 2003

masturbate

To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.

I masturbate every night!

by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004

masturbate

How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?

Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!

by FatFastStrong October 20, 2009

Masturbation

The one thing that gives most guys pleasure

Yo, holy shit. Masturbation makes my bed a sad ice skating rink

by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019