by Yank me January 3, 2007
Get the Masturbatemug. fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
by Jackroll July 22, 2008
Get the masturbationmug. Something Females or Males do to make their parts feel like they just had sex.
Here's how...
Male: Grab your dick from the very bottom. Rub up and down going faster every stroke. You can squeeze harder and rub faster to get a nice orgasm.
Female: Use a vibrator or an electric toothbrush. Open your pussy. Start at the top with the tooth brush. Or, rub up and down with your fingers.
Here's how...
Male: Grab your dick from the very bottom. Rub up and down going faster every stroke. You can squeeze harder and rub faster to get a nice orgasm.
Female: Use a vibrator or an electric toothbrush. Open your pussy. Start at the top with the tooth brush. Or, rub up and down with your fingers.
by cumMaker May 6, 2019
Get the Masturbatemug. by Ilike2eatpussy December 22, 2018
Get the Masturbationmug. To masturbate until it hurts too much to continue doing so, and sometimes too much to do other activities.
Ted: Hey Bob, wanna play Twister?
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.
by Kiku7 May 5, 2010
Get the Masturbeatingmug. The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003
Get the Masturbatemug. The village idiot was masturbating.
by Root April 9, 2006
Get the masturbatingmug.