Canadian Masturbate 

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

Canadian Masturbate by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024

Amish Masturbate

To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.

Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.

Amish Masturbate by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024

no masturbate march 

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

no masturbate march by depressed banana February 28, 2025

Mustn't Masturbate March 

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

Mustn't Masturbate March by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside 

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside

Joseph Medill Patterson Masturbates In front On School Outside by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025