maltese

A Tauren Shaman on the Magtheridon server of World of Warcraft. He was the first shaman on Magtheridon to recieve the Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros. His highest PVP rank is Warlord and in currently an officer of Vexation.

I just got killed by the shaman, his name was maltese.

by onebadpally September 5, 2008

Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones

Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."

by Swoody January 25, 2010

Malteser Moments

When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.

OMG I Just had such a Malteser Moments

maltesermoments Blond moments for brunettes moments malteser

by gingeesmith December 7, 2010

Mathematics

This cruel word means

Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy

Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls

Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL

by oowasiapainter June 5, 2020

mathematics

An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.

Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.

by hoze-a March 30, 2007

maltheist

Maltheist is a person who blames God for all crimes and unluck on this world (maltheist can be christian (hates jesus and "father"), muslim (hates alah) and so on) AND belive that God is evil and uses humans to have fun - have something to laugh at and play with.
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".

Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).

Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)

Teacher: What is your religion?
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!

by thirical November 3, 2017

mallheimer's

Walking around a shopping mall aimlessly, somewhat wondering if you need anything.

person#1: wait why did we go in this store
person#2: we must have mallheimer's or something

by lalklsdjljd January 16, 2009