Malachi

A lovely guy who rides his bike all the time and most of the time he spends on his phone on Snapchat. He always jokes about not having any friends but we all know he does actually have friends. He is known to falling for a lesbian. This is extremely funny. Sorry

Wow look at Malachi on his bike again

by Ikoubnjfkbn June 1, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is someone that beats Kelly at everything.

Malachi just wins every time!

by Kelly Kern June 4, 2020

Malásek

takové malé orangutan

Víš co je Malásek? Víc chlupatější věc jsem neviděl.

by synek June 8, 2020

Malásek

takové malé orangutan

Víš co je Malásek? Jo, víc chlupatější věc jsem v životě neviděl.

by synek June 8, 2020

Malachy

Malachy is a boy who thinks he's a bitchy blond girl from southern California with a big ass, probably soft. His penis is approximately the size of his pinky finger, and just as white. Pale, actually. He is constantly revolving between 'Soul Mates' who are really just girls he thinks are hot, but are way out of his league and weren't really interested in him. He says his goal in life is to be happy, but he's pretty much always complaining.

Maybe one day Malachy will find a real soul mate, but it's doubtful.

by sexyduckling August 8, 2020

Mamaship

Friendships between mamas

Mamaships keep me sane!

by Cha cha cha chahdaaaa September 2, 2020

manashyu

He is the fuckerman

Wow fuck manashyu

by Poodnsnak October 17, 2020