fart mail

when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc

i just sent jesse fart mail

by dan5000 May 20, 2015

Scum mail

When a person of the opposite sex sends your significant other a message via any messaging or social media platform, etc. and they are not worthy.

You got scum mail.

"Babe who just snapped you?"

"Oh, don't worry boo that's just scum mail."

by MeganAmerica February 17, 2017

junk mail

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want

it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail

by lunar shadows August 2, 2004

knee mail

n. a prayer to God, or whatever higher being you believe in

"My girlfriend is "late" on her period,I better send out some knee mail"

by Billy Boyce July 5, 2005

E-Mail

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.

It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Spunk Mail

Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.

Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!

by heavymetalist.com June 4, 2011

Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.

gloryhole Junk Mail

by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011